You Might Live in South Dakota...

South Dakota... through the eyes of Jeff Foxworthy:

• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in South Dakota...
• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in South Dakota...
• If "vacation" means going to Sioux Falls for the weekend, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you measure distance in hours, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in South Dakota...
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might live in South Dakota...
• If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you might live in South Dakota...
• If you know how to pronounce Ipswich, Belle Fouche and Pierre you might live in South Dakota...
• If you actually understand these jokes, you might live in South Dakota!

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