I Wrote This On My Mother's Facebook Wall

Dear Mother.
You left your phone at home. You got at least a million missed calls or txts. Well i cleaned you ENTIRE house... well just your living rooms upstairs and the kitchen but thats when most of the mess that Taylor and Sophia made anyways and heather came over to drop off a bike helmet that was in her car that belonged to Taylor. And she said it smelled good and i told her i was my lunch. A...nd she asked what i had and i told her i was trying to make hamburgers. While i was doing that i started the fire alarm. But don't worry i didnt burn down the house. And she thought that was funny. But anyways Doha is going to come over before the Spa night well i know that she will already be here before you read this. But i didnt want to get into troble for not asking for her to come over. WOW i just wrote a ton. And i almost just lost it all. Well bye!
Love Brittney...
And every kid is going to their room or outside so that you get to see the house clean.
NOW!!!
Love Brittney...

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And then it told me it could be over 1,000 letters or whatever so this is the cutted version