Riley Says

I was totally out of coffee creamer this morning and was trying to get 6 kids ready for church by 9am while Steve was peacefully sleeping.  So I made my own concoction of coffee, milk, suger and a teaspoon of bakers coco.  Kind of like a poor-man's mocha.  Riley saw the coco container and yelled, "I love that stuff!"  I tried to explain to him that it was baker's chocolate, not the good chocolate, and it tasted very bitter. 
He immediately argued with me even though I continued to tell him that he wouldn't like it.  He finally finished with, "I don't care!"  So I gave him a half a spoonful.  He sputtered and spit in the sink for a good ten minutes before saying, "I thought I was gonna pass away."