Anthony Says

Jen sees David is soaked from head to toe.  I asked Anthony what happened.

Anthony:  "Well, you see, David has water on him."

Me: "I see that.  How did he get water all over himself?"

Anthony:  "Well, he had a water bottle."

Me:  "But how did he get the water all over himself?"

Anthony:  "He had Taylor's water bottle in my room."

Me:   "But why is he wet?"

Anthony:  "Well...........................Sorry mom."

(That's his version of "I dumped a water bottle on him but I didn't really want to tell you". )